There's a Fly in my Soup

I mean, there's a DRAGONFLY in my SALAD!  And I BIT it!  SICK!  It was a Dole salad mix.  You know, the pre-washed kind you get at the store where all you have to do is put it in a bowl and eat.  Yeah, they pre-washed the dragonfly and I had it in my mouth.  The heebie-jeebies lasted for days.  I couldn't even talk about it without gagging.  But finally today I was able to call Dole and tell them my woes and they are paying me $25 to compensate me for my "distress."  Oh, and they said that they are also going to send me some free coupons so if I ever decide to try Dole again they can try to win back my confidence in their brand.  Funny... like I'll ever buy Dole again.  

And to think, I used say Dragonflies were pretty.